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Post  Allranger on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:40 pm

Hi! This a pretty successful, forum game. I hope you enjoy it!
Here's how the game works:

Player 1: I attempt to kill a dragon.
Player 2: The dragon stomps on your toes and lights your cape on fire. You fail to kill the dragon.
I attempt to kill a cow.
Player 3: The cow headbutts you in the stomach and moos in your face. You fail to kill the cow.
I attempt to kill a hobgoblin.

Basically, you just tell the previous player why they failed to kill their creature, then say you attempt to kill one. But don't say something like this:

Player 2: The dragon pwns you because you're such a noob.

Be funny and creative, don't demean the other player! Also, don't make the other player die:

Player 4: The hobgoblin whacks you with his spear until you die.


Other rules:
•I would prefer your creature be an attackable RuneScape NPC, but it doesn't have to be.
•Be appropriate! Nothing vulgar or offensive.
•Again, please do not make the player die. Injuries are ok though...
•Don't answer your own post! Even if no-one has posted for a while, don't worry, they will.
•No flaming or spamming! If I have accidentally copied another thread, please tell me and I'll have a mod lock it.
•Don't bump, post!


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Post  Allranger on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:40 pm

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Post  Allranger on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:40 pm

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Post  Allranger on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:41 pm

Ok ill start.

I attempt to kill a Dwarf...
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Post  CrucifiX. on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:39 pm

The dwarf takes his hammer and hits u in the balls and hacks your bank account and steals your phat set. You failed to kill the dwarf.



I attempt to kill a Overload potting mauler pure...
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Post  Allranger on Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:27 pm

This Overload potting mauler pure has been potting all day long when you walk out to wildy you cal him a nub and he stuffs your face with a maul that leaves a bad taste in your mouth for a week...you failed to kill the Overload potting mauler pure


I attempt to kill a Hell hound..
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Post  3urogirl12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:42 am

the hell hound rips ur cloths of and bites ur penis off and literally kills u thats why u fail to kill the hell hound



I attempt to kill a crab..
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Post  globalpker on Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:45 am

the crab bites your foot and bites threw your bone since you can't walk it took your admin status away and made you a donar atm. Razz




i attempt to kill general graador..
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Post  Allranger on Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:24 am

general graador see you comeing and hides behind the alter, How you missed him IDK, but he jumps out from behind it and scares the crap out of you, really..you fail to kill general graador




I attempt to kill a noob.
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Post  CrucifiX. on Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:34 pm

That noob happens to have a full set of corrup statius shit and maxes a 52 on you for the k.o. You fail to kill the noob.

I attempt to kill chessy


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Post  I Contr0lz I / Ilxlvll on Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:37 pm

Globalpkers killed me so i edited.


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Post  globalpker on Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:33 pm

ilx you ruined it you troll! Very Happy


i try and kill a dag rex
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Post  FIGHT 2 KILL on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:42 am

but then dag rex pulls out some works and blows ur arse up!

u fail to kill the arse blowing dag rex!

i try to kill a monkey!
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Post  I Contr0lz I / Ilxlvll on Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:31 am

but the monkey pulls out a 100 meter dildo and 1 hit ko's you. UP THE BUM! DUN DUN DUN!!! Twisted Evil


I try and kill a Green Dragon
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Post  face fisted on Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:57 pm

The dragon rips open your stomach and strangles you to death with your own intestines.. o_o

you fail to kill the dragon

i try to kill a Raccoon
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Post  Auz Ripp3r on Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:45 am

the racoon farts in ur face and pokes ur eyes. u fail to kill the racoon.

i try to kill a penguin Twisted Evil
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Post  CrucifiX. on Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:59 pm

Right when ur about to kill the penguin some Eco people come from no where and beat ur ass up with sticks then turn ur body into a fine soil to plant trees in.

You fail to kill the penguin.
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Post  3urogirl12 on Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:05 pm

i attempt to kill a mouse
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Post  crimsonmooo on Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:19 pm

the mouse runs to a shop and buys a ak-47 and shoots you in the ear , you run off screaming you fail to kill the mouse

i try to kill king black dragon
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Post  J A D/white blood on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:19 am

u try to kill king black dragon! then
he gets a bazooka and blows u up but you are still 1 hp
he then coughs on you and you die
you failed to kill king black dragon!

i attempt to kill a giant rock crab!
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Post  globalpker on Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:25 pm

the giant rock crab steps on ur head and makes ur head gush blood you loose to much blood and die.



i attempt to kill allranger Razz
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Post  Allranger on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:21 pm

Allranger turns in to Chuck norris and and you take a roundhouse kick to the face, you fail to kill allranger



I attempt to kill santa clause






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Post  globalpker on Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:49 pm

sanata claws puts you in a present and you suffocate you fail to kill sanata claws



i attempt to kill tuthan
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Post  J A D/white blood on Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:11 pm

tuthan owns ur ass and bans you for life you fail to kill tuthan... lol

i attempt to kill NASA
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Post  CrucifiX. on Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:54 pm

NASA whips u in a gravity chamber and watches u get crushed by gravity

You fail to kill NASA

I attempt to kill a EMO PERSON?!?
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